Butt Paste and Heart Worm Pills

Last night we had a Christmas regift party with our small group. It was a ton of fun and even more so because it wasn't a party crammed in with our ridiculously busy Christmas season.

I walked away with a gift that I was delighted to have. Butt paste. Not for me, of course, but for either Kaylen or Bitty Smitty 3 to use when needed. A pretty good white elephant gift in my opinion. Much better than the bag of old pens we gave.

As we were leaving the party, I got a text from an unknown, out of state number. It said, "Hey, this is Carolyn. Can you bring a heart worm pill."

Encouraged by my friends, the following conversation ensued:

Them: "Hey, this is Carolyn. Can you bring a heart worm pill."
Me: "I'm not sure who this is, and I don't have heart worm pills but I do have some butt paste."
Them: LMAO this is carolyn sorry but I can use the butt paste too.

And then it hit her...

Them: "I'm soooooo sorry I have the wrong number but it was a good laugh lol. sorry.

Oh the laughs. Sometimes you just have to laugh. At someone else's expense. It's good for the soul.