Oh NO I did NOT

I did NOT leave Jacob and Kaylen in the same clothes for almost 48 hours straight. Before you judge, let me just say they were super comfy clothes, like sweats and fleece. I finally bathed them when Jacob told me his body was itchy. Oops.

I did NOT mop around Kaylen today rather than moving her out of the way. Hey, at least I mopped. My children may be dirty, but my floors aren't!

I did NOT just eat a chocolate covered icecream bar followed by a bowl of Honey Graham O's.

I did NOT buy Jacob his own box of nails in Home Depot. That would be crazy. Right? Or even worse, give him a hammer and let him have at it.

I did NOT forget to buckle Jacob in his booster when we were coming home from the grocery store the other day. He did NOT figure it out and get up either.

I did NOT use Tony's razor in the shower the other day. Man, those triple blades sure make a nice, close shave.

I did NOT go out in public looking like this. . . sigh.

I did NOT actually stand in front of the cans of Chef Boyardee and think, Man, that would be so easy!

I did NOT accidentally buy a study guide rather than the book for my first venture into e-books thinking I'd found a deal on the book I wanted. Idiot.

I did NOT attempt to cook peas in the microwave and completely pulverize them in the process. I'll stick with a pot from now on. Thanks.

I did NOT make a very tiny hole with scissors in my bedspread while wrapping gifts. Sniff. Sniff...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

I did NOT fall asleep before 8pm tonight. Tony did. Bless his heart.

I did NOT leave Jacob in charge while I went outside to help Tony with something. Ok. I did, but only for a minute. Long enough for them to pull all my tupperwear out and for Kaylen to scream and cry bloody murder.

Life. It's never boring.