The very ferst step to making good parents is getting them on a skedool. Cwinical studees show that parents do better wen they are in a rooteen. We have to hep them estabwish this becuz they are hepwess.
Yoo shood begin working on Automashun as soon as they snip the cord. You cwy and they come running. You cwy wouder, they come running faster. It's really a simple consept. You cwy, they feed yoo. You cwy, they change yoo stinky diper. You cwy, they howd you.
One concep you need to gwasp wif this prinsiple is not to overdo. Fer essample, if you cwy too long, they will cwy. Dat not good. If you cwy too woud, they get earpwugs. Also not good. You has to keep it simple and wif a smile at the end. Always end wif a smile and the parents feel rewarded and will stick wif the prinsiple.
Note to Parents: The best way to keep Baby happy is to come wunning wen we make a peep. Or a poop.
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