Deer Diary

Deer Diary-
Mom was sumpin else tooday. Yikes. I kep tellin her "I want to hold yooooo" in my speshul voice just for her and she said she cood not heer me wen I use that voice. I thot she wood like it if I said "I want to hold yooooo!" so I sed it bout a milyun times.

It was cold and rainy tooday so we had to play inside. Mom wants me to be big and strong, so I used my mussels to clime in Kaylen's bouncy toy. I fell and busted my nose. I shood probwy have listened to mom on that one. She said if I kep doing it I wood bust my nose, and she was rite.

Kaylen woodn't moov when I tole her too, and I was trying to move her music/mirror toy. So it's not my falt that she falled over and cried when I dragged it across her hed. I warned her!

Boy did I find out how to weally make mom mad! She was gettin on to me bout sumpin and I poked her nose. Her face turned perpl. Then I ran and hid. I herd mom pwacticing her counting. She's weally good at getting all the way to 10.

"I want to hold yoooooo!" Sowwy, it just seemed like the thing to say right then.

Kaylen's toy needed fixin and me and daddy know how to do dat. So I found daddy's screwdriver and got to workin it. Then mom started fweaking out and took away the screwdriver. At least she didn't see all da holes in the wall I already made. ha ha!

My eyes wood not shut at nap time. They jus kep on opening up wide as can be. So I just would sing a song as wowd as possible. Even tho I like my blanky a lot, I throo it out of my bed. Then I cwied. Mom used to come pick it up for me, but she dident come. So I said "I want to hold yoooooooooooooo!".

Well, I guess thats all that happened today. Fer sum reason mom is putting me to bed early. Gotta run!