Iss Kaywen!

Iss Kaywen here.  I just wanna give a showt out to Pops fer bringing jewy beens to the hospital wen we went to meet our new cuz. I cant beweeve I never had them before. Pop's yoo are my new fave.

I has decided I not gonna walk ever. It's such a waste of energy.

Can you beweeve that Mom put me in a tub a water and not in the pool wif the big kids? I was so hoomilyated.

Could someone pweese tell Mom dat I am wubbing my food in my hair to condition it? I twyin to hep it gwo peepl and Mom keeps washin it out!

Tooday I dumped out a box of cheewios on the deck. I never seen Mom scwamble so fast in her wife. She put most of dem back in the box. GWOSS! I aint eatin that! She can twy, but I can howd my wips closed weely tight. I did it today wen she tried to make me eat black beans. It worked. Ha ha.

Well, I better go. I wike to keep fings interesting and find scroos and small nails and put them in my mouf. Mom and Dad yell and run and get all essited. It's so fun. I don't know why, but I wike to watch em scramble.

Wuv and hugs,

Kaywen

PS. I know I am small, but can someone tell Mom to stop cawing me Kayweenie. I not weenie.